I have super-ninja laundry jug swinging skills
I am so mad this morning I have to blog about it. I just have to do something or I’ll snap.
There are two homeless (I would assume) people sleeping in my laundry room. TWO. How am I supposed to do laundry? First of all, I don’t want to be robbed, second of all there isn’t enough space in that itty bitty room to get in there with people sleeping on the floor. I really don’t want to wait to do laundry until Dan gets home either, because I have a lot to do, and plus we have to go grocery/Christmas shopping tonight. Really what am I supposed to do? Call the cops? It’s pretty cold outsite. *grumbles*
I can really understand that if these guys are down on their luck, and they need a warm place to stay, then fine. But we have worked hard to have a place, and to slowly get things for ourselves for some guys to come in because they wasted all their money on booze or drugs. So help me I will beat them with my laundry jug..it’s heavy! >:(
I also don’t like the fact that they’re in our apartment building.. what if they try breaking into my apartment? Almost everyone in this building is gone to work by 9 a.m so no one would notice them breaking into an apartment. *sigh*. Maybe I should have that laundry jug ready…
Oh she’s a mean one, she’s a grinch…
A Haiku for you…
Her face is smiling
but her intentions are false
the black widow awaits
My boss is annoying. I very much dislike her. She’s not very humble. She thinks about herself first. She literally doesn’t know when she hurts other people. When you tell her that she has hurt someone, she has to stop and think about why and how she did, like she doesn’t understand how saying “Daphne, you really have no sense of style” can hurt someones feelings. It’s like her parents never told her to shut her trap as a kid. She has no idea how her words can hurt people. She hurts my brain, she really really does. I really like where I work, but if I quit I swear it will be because of her.
Oh yeah, I also have no idea how to use punctuation in a haiku.
There’s something in the water…
Whats with everyone I know having babies? First everyone was getting married, now everyone his having babies! There are going to be millions of pink squishy crying pooping things popping out of women next year. Also, what’s with everyone teasing me? “Stomach ache? Oh, you must be pregnant!”, “Your back hurts? Sounds like me when I was pregnant!”, “You aren’t pregnant are you? Just saying…”. NO NO NO. Just because I got married doesn’t mean I’m going to pop out a baby anytime soon! BAH!
Not only do I not want kids right now, I’m also smart enough to take precautions! *gasp*
BTW, I don’t mind if you tease me Sarah. It’s cute teasing. It’s when people I barely know tease me. Like it’s expected of me to have babies now that I’m married. I don’t think so!!
